YOUTH CONFERENCE

Our theme for Youth Conference is something kind of long that I can't remember but it's basically Missionary Work. Each of the youth in the stake got "called" to a certain mission. Me and my friend C.E (at least that's what I'll call her for now) are going on a mission to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. There were a lot of other missions such as the Dominican Republic, Florida, Nebraska, Australia, England, American Samoa and.... there was probably another one but I can't remember. Taylor is going to Florida with his friend. When we start Y.C. on Thursday we are also going to be assigned to a companion. The Stake Y.W. President says it took her and the other leaders hours to match the names together perfectly, so I'm pretty pumped. SOOO FLIPPING EXCITED!!!

P.S.
I ran a 8min. 44sec. mile this morning when the last time I ran a mile was 9min. 59secs. So yeah. Pretty excited about that too.

In a Perfect World...

1. Bad words don't exist

2. Pens and printers never run out of ink
3. Everyone is friends with everyone

4. Fruit is always ripe

5. School is taught outside

6. Math is easy and fun

7. Chocolate and ice cream are healthy


8. Modest really is hottest!


9. All handwriting is readable


10. Happiness can be found everywhere

Dear Homework

Dear Homework,

I would hate your stinkin' guts if you had them. I know you can help me some of the time, but most of the time you are just flat out obnoxious. You look so small and simple, but you're really a big hairy monster ready to attack and eat every second of time I have to spare. "You make me vomit. You're the scuuuum between my toes." (I don't have scum between my toes, just a little FYI) You are the reason I can't take a single day off from school without having to worry about the several hundred hours worth of homework I'm missing out on. Yuck. I hate you. Why do you have to be in my face all the time? You are so ugly. You think you're just so smart just because you can ask all the questions and don't have to do anything. Plus, you're made of paper. Why everyone is having such a hard time figuring out what the reason is for the trees becoming extinct, I will never know. Dearest Homework..........Go die in a dark black hole.